You have the OCSCS (Obsessive-Compulsive Stats Check Syndrome) and you are quite … obsessive about it. You have more than one niche blog/hub/lens/barrel. You had a talk with your significant half/BF/GF/Just-Friends about you quitting blogging at least once. You demanded more time for blogging regardless. You actually won with dozens of arguments. You use Creative Commons licensed pictures all the time You license lot of your work under Creative Commons to encourage backlinks. You know the significance of good backlinks. You know what “rel=nofollow” means and don’t post there. You use almost all Google tools. Almost. You are member of ALL social networks. You don’t use them for social contacts at all. You have MANY contacts in the social networks (they are in 4 or 5 digits). You can’t name any single one of them (of course) but use groups and circles instead. You use “View page source” very often and know exactly where to look. You can tell what blogging platform is a site using. You can also tell the theme used in the blog without much thinking. You can distil the essence of a blog post/article for less than a minute, regardless it is 7000 words long. You can spin another article from it, but prefer not to do it. You can pinpoint a SPAM post in comments for a fraction of the second. You arranged blocking and banning of at least one SPAM site. You arranged closing of at least one content scrapping site (or article). You have at least one FAN mail. You have at least one HATE mail. You are quite good at SEO basics and don’t need a plugin anymore. You can say what keyword is most used in the article without using SEO tools. You know exactly how much this keyword pays. You can implement a repeating keyword in an article without making it look like pure spam. You know your top 10 keywords and how they rank in Google. You have so much tools attached to your browser’s toolbar, that you need 2 or 3 toolbars. You can distinguish Commercial Blog with just a glimpse, even without disabling AD blocker. You have more than 10 blog articles about blogging in your own blog. You have RSS subscriptions to all major bloggers in you niche. You know them by name. You actually speak to them by name. You cross-guest posted with at least half dozen of them. You know your Google’s PUB-ID or at least its last 5 digits. You manage to make blog topics while having conversation with your friends. You sometimes even take notes while doing this You can make “10 bullets how to” article from a friends’ question. You actually often do this just because you don’t have anything interesting to blog about. You already experience writer’s block on monthly basis. You post at least 2 times per week, regardless of the block. You know how a 500 words long and 1500 words long articles impact search results. You actually understood everything I am bullet-listing and nod and smile all the time It matches your own style